I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in past few years. They helped me in increasing my general awareness about what is happening in around the globe. But they have changed me a lot. Because of all your’s kindness:
- I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good only for removing toilet stains.
- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
- My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland .
- I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made, expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me (when I participated in their special-mail program) would arrive soon.
- People put me in spam list when I mailed them hundreds times about “orkut is deleting profiles”, “orkut is ranking profiles” and “orkut will give me $1 for forwarding this message”.
- I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl! that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)
- I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
- I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
- I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
- I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
- When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
- Still open to help someone from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle’s property of some hundred millions $.
- Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
But none of then came true till now. Now most of those “Wishes”(of the girls) are already married (to someone else).
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 9137600 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will sh*t on your head today at 04.00 hour 5 min 6 sec.
Now Give me a break !!! Stupid people will always remain stupid. When do they all will get some brain??? If you are on the internet, you must know what is good and bad for you, who is saying right and who is playing prank, what is actually an information and what is a SPAM.
(Some Parts of post are taken from my mail archive)
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:13 am
If I had accepted every offer that came my way, I might have visited Nigeria a few thousand times in the past few years. And my bank balance should be pretty close to those on the Forbes list.